The Guy on the Right Quotes

“I might’ve fallen slowly, but I just landed impossibly deep.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“How did I not see this? How could I not have seen this incredible man for what he is? In a matter of life-altering hours, Theo has just become the most irresistible man I’ve ever known. If I’m completely honest, I’ve been falling for him, in pieces, since the night we met.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“We’re polar opposites in some ways. I’m too country, and he’s a whole lot of everything else. We shouldn’t fit, but we do, and our fit is nothing short of spectacular.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Don’t go trying to find the pretty in ugly people. That’s like saving your sunshine for shit. Even in better light, it’s still a glowing turd.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“He didn’t show up on a white horse declaring that she hops on before he gallops away. No, this prince got off his horse, fell on his ass, and stumbled in the mud with her until she could mount her own stallion. And then, in one last act of bravery, he gently trotted beside her into the unknown.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Grannism—If someone truly cares for you, you won’t ever have to wonder about it.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“She’s a second look kind of girl. The first look at her is for simple appreciation for the stunner she is. The second look is a realization of what an idiot you were for not looking longer the first time around.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“I work and study hard. My gran used to tell me not to respect or fall for a man who isn’t doing as much as me.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“She reaches in her cart and extends a bag of Twizzlers toward me. “Here, you need it more than I do.” “I’m good. Wouldn’t want you to miss the only fruit in your cart.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“I hadn’t realized just how much of rocks my heroes were when it came to friends and family, until I left. I wanted to be that rock for those I cared the most for. And a good rock rarely becomes a rolling stone.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Grannism—Not all men are created equal. Half of them were created due to God’s sense of humor.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“I wasn’t an outcast in school, I just was the one everyone waved to while walking down the hall before they reached someone more important.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“She works so incredibly hard, all the time, around the clock, in school, at home. She makes time for me even though she’s constantly running, but she makes it look easy even when I know she’s stressed out. I respect her.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Grannism—Don’t trust cat people. They want low maintenance relationships.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“I was up most of the night, wondering how many times the Lord could be summoned before He made an appearance in the middle of some shameful fornication.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Look, no habla window licker. I’m sure the ‘special’ bus driver will come retrieve you shortly.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“And that’s when the thud happens. There’s no way I can fall any further. I love her.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“It’s the southern bible,” Devin explains as if this behavior is normal. “Any true southern woman worth their salt is going to know a line or two of this movie by heart.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Grannism—You should always return Tupperware. It’s sentimental for some.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Jesus must have been celebrating his birthday really big last night because he sure as hell didn’t take the wheel the two thousand times I screamed his name!”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“You’re still the same girl you were before you walked through that front door. It’s not you, it’s him.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“I promise to always watch you, instead of getting more beer or peeing.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Love ‘em enough to let them break your heart but learn enough so they don’t break your spirit.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Years from now, when we tell our story, I know my version. It will be about a young girl who went from hopeful to a hopeless romantic in a few notes that only her Prince Charming could play. He didn’t show up on a white horse declaring that she hops on before he gallops away. No, this prince got off his horse, fell on his ass, and stumbled in the mud with her until she could mount her own stallion. And then, in one last act of bravery, he gently trotted beside her into the unknown.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“I waited for the wrong girl for years. I think I can handle waiting a few months for the right one.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“She said not to ever ruin a kid’s magic. There’s not enough of it in the world anymore.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“She’s my favorite person in the world, and I can’t imagine not knowing her. I can’t imagine having the chance to know her and throwing it away.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Grannism—Everyone should do something bat shit crazy once in a while, it’s good for the soul.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“Most of my anger stems from the time that’s passed and the fact that even though I told her differently, she still has the ability to singe me. Because today she just burned me bad. And why? Because there’s no poetic justice for suckers like me.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

“clitoris, learn how to find it and then worship it, because it may save you some relationship miles.”
― Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right