The Gatekeeper Quotes

“Yes. Oddly enough I am worried about budgets. You know why? Because if Larry thinks I’m taking the piss and can’t see a return on the company’s large investment, several things will happen: they’ll fire my arse, they’ll cancel the show, and more to the point they will dump me out here in wherever the hell we are today.”
― Russ Kane, The Gatekeeper

“You’re about to face Lucifer and his minions, and I don’t mean the cute little animated movie things, and you’re worried about budgets?”
― Russ Kane, The Gatekeeper

“Is this some sort of joke to you? Are you getting a big kick out of riding me at every opportunity to get a cheap laugh?” Gold was furious. The lack of sleep, the strain of the situation, the insanity of it all was taking a heavy toll.”
― Russ Kane, The Gatekeeper

“Lesley-Ann was way out of her depth but like many people, sought to camouflage her lack of knowledge with hostility.”
― Russ Kane, The Gatekeeper

“No, I’m not enjoying this if you must know. I was nearly killed. You were nearly killed. I’m suddenly informed by an Archangel . . . an Archangel no less . . . that I’m The Gatekeeper. I don’t even fully know what that means. It’s somehow up to me, Nick Gold from Balham, to keep the Gates of Hell closed. I haven’t the first faintest fucking idea what I am supposed to do, but apparently the entire fate of humanity rests on my shoulders. You know how that feels? It sucks. Warp Factor Eight on the Suck Scale. Everything . . . but everything . . . I have ever believed in has been turned upside down and inside out. So, either I’m having the worst mental meltdown since Britney shaved her head, or somehow all of this is true, in which case you and I are in deep, deep, deep shit.”
― Russ Kane, The Gatekeeper

“that humans are the only intelligent life form in the Universe and that Elvis is still alive. Their beliefs don’t change the facts.”
― Russ Kane, The Gatekeeper

“Science is very useful for finding your place in your universe. However, only we can help you find your place not just in the multiverses, but in the spaces between. Whether you side with science or religion, Mr Gold, makes no difference. We exist. We have always existed. Before there was anything and after there is nothing.”
― Russ Kane, The Gatekeeper