Everly Dalton's Dating Disasters Quotes

“Nora laughed so hard she had to set down her drink to keep from spilling. “He got dick-stabbed?” I couldn’t help but laugh too. “Yep. The pin stuck him right in the peen.”
― Claire Kingsley, Everly Dalton's Dating Disasters

“Chad rammed against the balloon over and over to the crowd’s chants of “Pop! Pop! Pop!” The balloon compressed and slipped to the side. Chad’s groin collided with my ass and he grunted again. Was that…? He had to be kidding me. Did he have a hard-on?”
― Claire Kingsley, Everly Dalton's Dating Disasters

“something sharp sticking out of my dress. The pin. The booty-shorts girl had used an oversized safety pin to attach the balloon to my dress. It must have come loose while Chad was ramming his groin against me, and poked him in the… “I’ve been stabbed,” Chad choked out, his words so strained I almost couldn’t make them out. His face reddened and he dropped to the ground, still holding his man bits. “My dick!”
― Claire Kingsley, Everly Dalton's Dating Disasters

“It reminded me of a college bar right after finals week. The kind of place that specialized in cheap well drinks and shots. It smelled like the nineties—mostly beer mixed with cucumber melon body spray and Axe deodorant.”
― Claire Kingsley, Everly Dalton's Dating Disasters