The Girl in the Woods Quotes

“Now she’d made him wait, she returned her attention to the policeman. “You seem to have a lot of questions, Officer …” She looked down at the badge on his breast and smirked. If he’d been red before, Officer Cock turned several shades deeper. “Yeah, whatever. Laugh it up, why don’t you?” Bart peered over Liz and laughed too. Liz didn’t think he could stand any straighter until he did. An even more erect Officer Cock drew in a sharp sniff. “How old are you both? Twelve?”
― Michael Robertson, The Girl in the Woods

“I wish you hadn’t followed me.”
― Michael Robertson, The Girl in the Woods

“Whack-a-mole for real. Crack-a-skull.”
― Michael Robertson, The Girl in the Woods

“I know,”
― Michael Robertson, The Girl in the Woods