Weird but Normal Quotes

“The thing about real life is sometimes your stories don’t have any immediate moral. Sometimes you chalk something up as a triumph and then immediately try to forget about it. Sometimes you sit in the back seat of your mom’s car, years later, half-laughing about the time you tricked your teacher, and your sister says, “Oh my god, you did that?” Sometimes you ignore that sour stomach feeling of regret for two, three, ten years. Sometimes you take a literal decade to finally reexamine those stories, to replay your self-proclaimed victories, to pause at a moment you only now realize was pivotal. Eventually, you sit quietly through your life’s credits wondering, “Who did I really defeat?”
― Mia Mercado, Weird but Normal: Essays

“However, I am equal parts “hedonistic goblin” and “people-pleasing chameleon,” and how I think other people see me is perhaps my greatest motivator. I want to do absolutely nothing, and then I want to be recognized for all my hard work.”
― Mia Mercado, Weird but Normal: Essays

“typically take my coffee in latte form. I get it with oat milk on account of not wanting to diarrhea to death.”
― Mia Mercado, Weird but Normal: Essays

“Sometimes I wish I’d had a more standard college experience. One with decidedly more pomp and circumstance, which is also what I call my left and right tits, respectively.”
― Mia Mercado, Weird but Normal: Essays