Dr. Prepper Quotes

“Spirulina’s part of our alternative renewable foods program. ARF, for short.” I glanced around at the slimy aquariums. The thought of that gunk in my mouth made me want to ARF, all right.”
― Margaret Lashley, Dr. Prepper

“To most people, the gap between normal and abnormal was galactic. But like most things, the more familiar you got with something, the less gonzo it seemed. As it currently stood, I wasn’t totally convinced whether I was a legitimate P.I intern helping establish new scientific frontiers—or I was a fool helping out on an even bigger fool’s errand.”
― Margaret Lashley, Dr. Prepper

“The game. The universal mind is playing with us again. I can feel it. Didn’t you hear it laughing at us?” “That was a woodpecker.” “And who put it there?” I scowled. Grayson had an infuriating way of being right and wrong at the same time.”
― Margaret Lashley, Dr. Prepper

“Your habitat isn't under threat by Cuban invaders."
"It is if you count Miami.”
― Margaret Lashley, Dr. Prepper

“The man appeared to have just survived an attack by giant moths. His T-shirt was peppered with gaping holes which offered innocent bystanders glimpses of his doughy side-rolls and curly armpit hair. A long, gray beard hung down from his face and spilled onto his impressive beer gut. His neck and arms bore enough tattoos to qualify him as a human sandwich board.
If God really knew what women wanted, that guy wouldn't exist.
I nodded my head in the man's direction. "We're in Florida, Grayson. When you ask whether I've seen something weird, you're gonna have to be more specific.”
― Margaret Lashley, Dr. Prepper

“Grayson shrugged. "I'm known in certain circles."
"Really? What kind? Crop circles?"
"Among others.”
― Margaret Lashley, Dr. Prepper

“The only way life can be a bed of roses,” he philosophized, “is if you’re buried under one.”
― Margaret Lashley, Dr. Prepper