Dave the Villager 7 Quotes

“jumped out of the trees, landing on Carl’s head. “Arrrrrgggh!!!” yelled Carl. “Get it off! Get it off!” He was flailing about, smashing into trees with his huge iron body. Dave had to jump out of the way to avoid getting trampled. “Carl, hit it with your arms!” shouted Dave.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Carl reached up and smacked the spider with his iron arms. It went flying into a tree, and then poof it was gone.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Oh that’s just great,” said Carl. “I don’t understand,” said Robo-Steve. “How is that great?” “He’s being sarcastic,” said Dave. “It’s something Carl does a lot.” “I see,” said Robo-Steve. “I’m aware of the fundamentals of sarcasm, but I’m not that experienced at recognizing it. Carl, please can you let me know whenever you’re being sarcastic.” “Oh, I sure will,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“from”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“How could I ever live without your sarcastic quips, Carl?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“And I’m guessing the evokers are the wizard dudes who make teeth come out of the ground and summon fairies?” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Come with me if you wish to increase your life expectancy,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Yes,” said Robo-Steve. He reached forward and grabbed the illager by the shoulder, squeezing it tightly. The illager dropped his axe then collapsed on the floor.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Long ago, before time began, there was only the Void. So it is said.” “So it is said,” repeated the other illagers. “From the Void the world was born,” she continued, “and the first hero was spawned. So it is said.” “So it is said,” they repeated once more. “But unbeknown to the hero, another was spawned: the hero’s dark twin. Just as the hero existed to create, the twin existed to destroy, and to help him with his dark deeds the twin spawned four children. So it is said.” “So it is said.” “The greatest of these children was Spidroth, the spider queen. But such was her greatness that Herobrine, the dark twin, feared his daughter would replace him, so he cast her down, trapping her in the endless void beneath the bedrock. There she sleeps, her body trapped but her spirit free; awaiting the day when a host strong enough will appear.” “Let me guess,” said Carl, “so it is said?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Come with me if you wish to increase your life expectancy,” he said.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“onto”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I know,” said Carl. “But your life is one big humiliation. You’re used to it.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I’m begging for mercy now,” said Carl, “please stop with the preaching. You’re boring me to tears.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Approximate chance of success in battle is… seventy three percent,” he said. “That’s good enough for me,” said Dave. “ATTACK!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Charles!” shouted the mayor. “Where’s my warm milk?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“ender eye”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“He ran towards the illagers coming up from the water and POW POW POW! He blocked their axe swings and punched them in their faces. “Grab the axes!” Dave yelled to Robo-Steve and Carl. They ran forward and picked up the axes that the injured illagers had dropped, then joined in the fight. Carl wasn’t much help, holding the axe awkwardly in one of his legs, but Dave and Robo-Steve soon had two axes each, and were swinging them wildly at the illagers. “Retreat!” one of the illagers yelled, seeing that the battle was lost. The remaining illagers jumped into the water, and swam away, back to the middle of the lake.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Robo-Carl”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book