Memoirs of a Garroter Quotes

“We can’t exactly do normal things. If we all go out on a date together, people are going to stare. How would we buy a house together? How will we sort out life insurance, or split up the chores? Who cleans the bathroom? How the fuck will we sign our Christmas cards?” “That’s easy. We don’t send Christmas cards.” “I’m serious! The world isn’t built to accommodate a relationship like ours. We’re taking the hardest path, and I just wonder if one day, one of us might wake up and wish things were easier.”
― Steffanie Holmes, Memoirs of a Garroter

“Books have a magic of their own. Did you know that? Especially when the tales inside are woven by a master writer.”
― Steffanie Holmes, Memoirs of a Garroter

“Quoth loves you with a love that is more than love, the kind of love the winged seraphs of heaven must covet.”
― Steffanie Holmes, Memoirs of a Garroter

“You make me want to enjoy life.”
― Steffanie Holmes, Memoirs of a Garroter

“It doesn't matter how things actually work, as long as they make a good story.”
― Steffanie Holmes, Memoirs of a Garroter

“Its ineptitudes are so many in number that to account for them would produce a tome more than double its size. And I only read the first page.”
― Steffanie Holmes, Memoirs of a Garroter