Journey of a Betrayed Hero Quotes

“I’ve got a good joke for you: What is the similarity between a woman and a laxative? They both irritate the crap out of you!”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 2

“Ha!” One of the bar’s patrons barked. “Those two make the perfect Heroic Couple! They even act like a pair of goodie two-shoes when they drink!” “I’ll shove these shoes up your ass!” Jacob shouted, which caused everyone to have a laugh at their expense.”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 2

“I see you’re still as uncultured as ever,” she said. “And you haven’t changed a bit,” Jacob sniped. “You’re still a bitch.”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 2