Addie Quotes

“This guy is higher than the waistband on mom jeans.”
― Raven Kennedy, Addie

“You know those genes that some girls have, making them able to talk to anyone and turn heads? Yeah, I don’t have that. Those are some designer-type genes. My genes have holes in them.”
― Raven Kennedy, Addie

“One second, my duck is finishing off the last of the crackers and the next, she pops a squat, bears down and… “Quack!” Lafe’s mouth drops open. “Did she just…” Penn blinks. “Lay an egg on the counter? Yup.” Yeah… my duck kind of lays eggs when she’s feeling territorial. It’s her way of breaking in the nest, so to speak. The guys just stare at it. Awkward. My duck looks down at her impressively-sized egg and nods once in satisfaction. She gives her mates a look, quacking reproachfully like, “Here assholes, I laid you an egg. Leave that there so bitches know you’re taken,” kind of thing.”
― Raven Kennedy, Addie

“Her words make my duck freak out again, and images of crapping all over her blonde hair pops into our head. Yeah. Getting bird crap on our enemies’ heads is just as fulfilling as it sounds. Oh, and now my duck has spotted her car, and she wants to crap all over that, too. I fully support the idea. My duck tries to get out of Penn’s hold to mete out some serious bird poop punishment, but he just taps her beak with his finger.”
― Raven Kennedy, Addie

“My eyes flash with uncontrollable rage and the next thing I know, I’ve shifted. My duck takes over, and she is a form of feathered fucking fury.”
― Raven Kennedy, Addie

“Make that bloodshot blue eyes, and his pupils are huge. This guy is higher than the waistband on mom jeans.”
― Raven Kennedy, Addie

“His blond hair and hazel eyes complement his skin tone nicely, but his face? It’s lickable. And I don’t go around wanting to lick just anybody. But him? I’d risk the germs for him.”
― Raven Kennedy, Addie