The Good Mistake Quotes

“Sometimes you just gotta put your hair in a power ponytail, channel Ariana Grande and say, ‘Thank you, next!”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“You can find the subtle humor in any situation and tease it to the surface by using brilliant one-liners that are made much funnier because of your dry delivery and innate charisma. You’re charismatic, entertaining, even endearing at times. And I appreciate your wacky, unconventional humor. Truly, I do. You make me laugh so much that I have abs now.”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“He stroked his scruffy beard. “You don’t think it makes me manlier?” “How is it manlier to have a beard?” I quipped. “Vaginas can grow beards, too.”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“The whole ‘you’re mine’ and ‘you belong to me’ shtick gets old after a while. I mean, we’re not possessions. We’re partners! Honestly, give me a strong beta over an alpha any day.”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“The detachment of a surgeon, the tunnel vision of a professional athlete, the narcissism of a politician—all traits of a psychopath.”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“The more I weigh the harder I am to kidnap.”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“He cocked an eyebrow. “Gouda is your...?” “Horse.” “Right, right, of course. Dumb question. Of course you didn’t move out here with a wheel of cheese.”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“what’s the difference between you and an amateur athlete?” “Amateurs train until they get it right; professionals train until they can’t get it wrong.”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“He didn’t stop to take a breath before launching into his next gripe. “And when someone parks like an idiot and then I have to park like an idiot next to them and then they leave and I’m still parked like an idiot.”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“When my dental hygienist makes small talk while she’s cleaning my teeth. I mean, how am I supposed to reply when she’s got her whole fist in my mouth and she’s scraping plaque from my teeth?”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“My dating life is soup. And I’m a fork.”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake

“And Dylan was hot. I’d taken one look at his online bio and clicked ‘Add to Cart.”
― Haleigh Lovell, The Good Mistake