Trapped in a Video Game Quotes

“Now, listen. I know there are those of you out there who are screaming, “That’s not a fire pterodactyl, you dummy! That’s a dragon!” If that’s you, I have two things to tell you: 1. You are a nerd. 2. It was definitely a pterodactyl that breathed fire. I know those never existed, but that’s what it was. I saw it. I was there. You were not. Zip it.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“Don’t you hate it when your mom wakes you up for school by poking you? Yelling is fine because you can always “Mmmmf coming” your way to a few extra minutes,”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“and”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“while since you’ve read the first three books, you can catch up by reading the following words scrolling through space:”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“through”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“Reubenverse”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“lay”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“Doom”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“ERIC!”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“OK.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“RMG”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“ROGER.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“she pointed across the room at the suits hanging a few feet off the ground, “and there are the guards,” she pointed to a squadron of ninja-looking, knife-wielding robots standing in front of the suits.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“I’ll take care of anything that lands on here!”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“obeyed.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“on that!” Sam”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“chapter 12”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“Why, because I’m Australian?”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“Finally, after what felt like an hour of flopping and glugging, we jumped our last ramp and tumbled to a stop in another tunnel. I stumbled around on my skis for a couple of seconds until Roger cut them off. “Can we not do the fast way anymore?” I asked before puking all over the ground. Sam and Mark patiently waited for me to empty my stomach of sewer water before pressing forward into the next room. “Whoa,” Mark said as we walked to the middle of the chamber. The walls created a perfect circle around us, and the ceiling was at least 100 feet high. It felt like we were standing inside the world’s biggest Pringles can. Right in front of us was a power-up cube. “Why don’t you take this one, Jesse?” Mark asked. I smiled”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“here!”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“me”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“Welcome to the World of Wolf Spiders!” I screamed when I looked outside. It was so much worse than I’d imagined. Naturally, everything was covered in wolf spiders. But there were also these creatures that seemed to be a combination of the most terrifying parts of both wolves and spiders. When the door opened, a gang of them started charging. “CLOSE DOOR!” Eric screamed at Siri Lady. “CLOSE IT NOW!”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series