Solar Perplexus Quotes

“Demonic Possession Is 9/10 of the Law"

What's in cryostasis
should stay in cryostasis.

Do not core-sample the frozen alien.

If the landlord tells you
not to hang a mirror in that room,
do not hang a mirror in that room.

Do not jump off the train in the Carpathians
to investigate a castle ruin.

A stake through the heart
is only half of it.

All flowers eat meat.

Put no faith in a sequel.

The ultimate monster is always the self.”
― Dean Young, Solar Perplexus

“...The kaleidoscope remains the most efficacious instrument for those of us who've been shattered.
There's so much I can't explain
if someone would just give me the chance...”
― Dean Young, Solar Perplexus

“...More people have sex in Chevrolets than during Star Trek recent findings suggest which I can't understand...”
― Dean Young, Solar Perplexus

“...an orange potato trolls the White House. If you didn't wake up screaming, you didn't wake up...”
― Dean Young, Solar Perplexus