Dave the Villager 6 Quotes

“There must be another way,” said Dave. “There is,” said Tom. “But it’s not pretty.” “Don’t worry,” said Carl. “Neither is Dave.” “In fact,” said Tom, “it’s downright ugly.” “So is Dave,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“It’s kill or be killed.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“has”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“milk the sheep, sheer the cows…”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Ok,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“There is,” said Tom. “But it’s not pretty.” “Don’t worry,” said Carl. “Neither is Dave.” “In fact,” said Tom, “it’s downright ugly.” “So is Dave,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I think it’s spotted us,” said Dave. “Really?” said Carl. “How can you tell?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“From my research I have discovered that throughout history the colors gold and purple have often been associated with royalty,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“There are so many mysteries that logic alone can’t solve.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Why’s the sewer water brown?” Carl asked, looking horrified.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Herobrine?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“the battle with the zombie pigman; a drop of the zombie potion landing on his arm; Dave cutting off his arm to stop him turning fully into a zombie.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“What could go wrong?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“The Robot King’s factories are always pumping out gas into the atmosphere. Plus, the war between Herobrine and the Robot King caused so much destruction that there isn’t much plant life left.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I’ve got a question about the future too,” said Carl. “Do they still have baked potatoes? Because if they don’t, I might as well give up right now.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“See you soon,” Dave said. “We’ll be back before you know it.” “Unless we get killed by robots,” said Carl. “Yes,” said Dave. “Thank you Carl. Unless we get killed by robots…”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Future Steve”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Future Steve.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Well I am,” said Carl. “I always wanted to die doing what I loved best—eating baked potatoes and complaining about things.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“That’s a shame,” said Carl. “I always wanted to travel in time. I could go back to when I was six and my cousin stole my baked potato, and I could punch him in the nose.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I think I’d make a good farmer. I can milk the sheep, sheer the cows…”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Ten thousand?” gasped Dave. “How can we ever defeat him?” “I told you,” said Future Dave. “You cut off the head of the creeper and the body dies.” “Hey!” said Carl. “Sorry,” said Future Dave. “I meant, if you slay the Robot King, his army will power down. That’s why we must keep our presence a secret from him for as long as possible.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“If it weren’t for you, we’d all be zombies,” said the mayor. “Is there anything we can do to repay you?” “Er, you could lend us three horses,” said Dave. “No,” said the mayor. “We won’t lend you three horses, you can have three horses. The best horses in our stables.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Why’s the sewer water brown?” Carl asked, looking horrified. “Sometimes it’s best not to ask too many questions,” said Tom.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Or blow up or be blowed up,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Do they still have baked potatoes? Because if they don’t, I might as well give up right now.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I always wanted to travel in time. I could go back to when I was six and my cousin stole my baked potato, and I could punch him in the nose.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure