The Perfect Star Quotes

“I waited for more, but that was it. “I don’t get it,” I said. “Knock, knock,” he said. “Who’s there?” “The chicken!” Robbie screeched. We were supposed to stay quiet on the set, but the Recruits couldn’t keep from laughing out loud at that.”
― Rob Buyea, The Perfect Star

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” “Why?” “To get to the stupid person’s house.”
― Rob Buyea, The Perfect Star

“Why does a duck have feathers?” Robbie asked. We shrugged. “To cover up his butt quack.”
― Rob Buyea, The Perfect Star

“Got any more?” I asked Robbie. “I’ve got one for you. What kind of underwear do reporters wear?” “Gee, I don’t know,” I said. “News briefs!” Robbie squealed.”
― Rob Buyea, The Perfect Star