Super Hero Academy Quotes

“Alright, let’s see,” I said, tapping my chin with my free hand. “You’re a genius and a badass. You work well with the team, you can defend yourself pretty well, and you’re quick to act in the field. Oh, and I think your powers work well with mine. I can’t wait to see what we can do together.” She blushed and twisted in her seat, utterly embarrassed. Her cheeks were flushed. “You haven’t said anything about my body,” she pointed out. I chuckled. “Oh, well, if we’re going there, I think your red hair is absolutely fucking gorgeous. And your eyes... they could kill, given half a chance.” A hand came up to her hair. She combed the pretty red strands, pulling the long bangs out of her eyes self-consciously. “That all?” “Nah.” I grinned. “You also have a nice butt.” Finally, finally, she laughed. It was a bright burst of joy, and I felt my heart warm a little in response. Wiping the mirth from her eyes, she shook her head and said, “Your butt seems nice too, I guess.” I scoffed at the very notion and pretended to be offended. With one hand planted on my chest, I summoned my inner drama queen. “Nice? You guess? Oh no, sister, my butt is glorious,” I said. “You could flip a coin on it.”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“Which meant that Eric began to explain his life story in detail. I loved the dude like a brother, but sometimes he was the younger brother that I wanted to choke a little. Did he even know what the word ‘date’ actually meant?”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“From the shadows, Kara pretended to be distressed. “What’s this? You are fast now, Sir Longbottom?” “I invented super speedy boots,” I called with pride. “They can also jump!”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“It’s true.” She sighed, pretending to be put upon. “I’m quite the catch. Honestly, I should charge you by the hour.” “I may have a dad who owns an island and dominates half the world’s economy,” I shrugged helplessly, “but I’m broke. Can I take it on credit?”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“Andie shook her head and jabbed a thumb at Eric again. “Nuh-uh. He also told Jack about the painting. I know, because Jack later ribbed me about it. Guy’s convinced I’m painting a nudie.” I smirked at that, and Andie elbowed me with a little more force. This jostled Kara who grumbled sleepily. I wrapped a protective arm around her and laughed at Andie’s indignant expression. “Oh, come on,” I said as I stifled another chuckle. “There’s no way you haven’t considered it yet.” “Well... yeah, but that was for later,” Andie hissed out. “And I didn’t want Jack of all freaking people thinking about it. You know he’s gonna tell Brad, who’s gonna tell Matt, who’s gonna tell his sister, and then the entire girl’s dorm is gonna know. And they’ll demand to see it!” The idea of an entire girl’s dorm lining up to get a peek at my naked body made me chuckle again. It was ridiculous. No way that’d happen. “Well, charge them a pretty penny for it,” I told her as I wrapped an arm around Andie as well. She pretended to grumble at the attention, but I caught a tiny little smile at the corner of her lips. “I don’t whore myself out for anything less than two hundred, Andie. I’ve got standards.”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“But if he gets word that I’m struggling even in just... just classes, he’ll get creative.” “Creative?” “Yeah, well... okay, so when I was in my sophomore year of high school, he kidnapped my math teacher and threatened to hurt her unless she gave me a perfect A.”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“Fuck you, Nick.” I rolled my eyes. “Yes, yes. Fuck me,” I gestured. “Got a fetish or something?”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“Focus, young padawan.” Being the only guy in the male dorm who actually didn’t mind my company, Eric and I had ended up spending quite a bit of time together this first week at Valcav. I decided that if he was going to be even a junior member of our current team, he really needed to work on his powers a bit more, and so I suggested meditation to help him out. It had worked for me initially while gaining better control over my own and seemed a great idea at the time. But getting Eric to focus on anything for more than two-to-three minutes was a real challenge. He didn’t really understand the concept of inner peace, either. Eric rolled his eyes again and snarked, “Yes, Master Gateon.”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“Knock-knock,” I huffed as I tried to ignore the feeling of my insides bursting into a million butterflies. “Who’s there?” It was Kara who answered after clearing her throat. The blush had dimmed somewhat, but she kept darting glances my way like she couldn’t take her eyes off me. That was new as well. Nice. But new. “Howl,” I said. Andie snorted. “Howl who?” She must be great at puns because her tone suggested she knew exactly where the joke was going. “Howl will you know unless you open the door?”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“Your laugh is like a ray of sunshine,” Andie cooed to her. “I’ll find a way to make sure you laugh forever.” “That’d be terrible!” Kara shook her head, though she snickered just a little more at the notion. “Being happy forever?” Andie released her arm around Kara to lay her head on her forehead and toss her head back like a fainting Victorian maiden. “Oh, what a cruel fate!”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“To be fair, we don’t actually know if he’s a vampire or not.” “Vampires don’t exist,” Brad said. “You exist,” Eric countered. “I exist. Why not vampires?”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“Welcome to college.” I gestured with a sigh. “It’s like high school, but deadlier.”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy

“Matt let out a howl of anguish and leapt at me. With cupped palms, I unleashed the raging energy in me in a different, more subtle fashion, a ray of blinding light.”
― Simon Archer, Super Hero Academy