The Inside Story Quotes

“Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!”
― Michael Buckley, The Inside Story

“If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don’t want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way.”
― Michael Buckley, The Inside Story

“Sabrina leaned in and pressed her lips to Puck’s. There was a little static shock that startled her and she stepped back with her hands on her mouth.”
― Michael Buckley, The Inside Story

“So this fairy tale is a horror story”
― Michael Buckley, The Inside Story

“Daphne, I don't think we're in Ferrypot Landing anymore.
~Sabrina Grimm”
― Michael Buckley, The Inside Story

“Scrapbook?” Sabrina asked. Puck blushed. “My . . . uh . . . evil scrapbook.”
― Michael Buckley, The Inside Story

“I’m fine,” she lied.

“You are smelly, annoying, infuriating, and I’m sure your parents dropped you on your head when you were a baby, but you are not fine. In fact, if I didn’t know better, I would suspect a Levorian Ear Toad had burrowed into your brain.”
― Michael Buckley, The Inside Story