Dear F*cking Moron Quotes

“For at least the fifth time, Trump claims our Air Force has planes that are literally invisible: “This is an incredible plane. It’s stealth — you can’t see it!”
― Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump

“While touring areas devastated by California’s wildfires, Trump says, “I was with the president of Finland and he said, ‘We have a much different … we’re a forest nation,’ he called it a forest nation. And they spend a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things and they don’t have any problem.” Trump also refers to Paradise, California, where much of the damage was done, as “Pleasure.”
― Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump

“serial adulterer, shameless fraudster, slovenly vulgarian, tax cheat, vainglorious layabout, indiscriminate liar, and sociopathic narcissist.”
― Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump

“Former New York mayor and shrunken apple head Rudy Giuliani joins Trump’s legal team”
― Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump

“Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too.”
― Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump

“like a feral toddler raised by prairie chickens. Sounds about right.”
― Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump

“April 7, 2018 A fire in Trump Tower kills a resident and injures six firefighters. The apartment did not have sprinklers, and it’s later revealed that Trump had fought against a sprinkler requirement in New York City apartment buildings.”
― Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump

“All types of racism? Oh, whatever could that mean? That sounds a lot like “all lives matter” to me.”
― Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump

“Knowing you, you could be discussing anything from how the code for the nuclear football is the same as your Subway Club Card ID to which Archie Comics character is the most fuckable … Jughead or Mr. Weatherbee.”
― Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump