The Nerd Next Door Quotes

“I’m sure you’ve made significant strides to incorporate the cultural significance without straying too far into teenage popular culture.”
― Sylvie Stewart, The Nerd Next Door

“But what am I going to do? Take off my poo shoe and hand it to my goddess of a neighbor?”
― Sylvie Stewart, The Nerd Next Door

“Beautiful evening, huh?” Dammit! The weather? Seriously? I’m a walking cliché, but it’s too late, so I widen my smile. Ted turns to me and, upon taking in my overly enthusiastic smile, takes a step back. Right into the pile of shit my dog just dropped behind him. Chapter Two TED Shit.”
― Sylvie Stewart, The Nerd Next Door

“Because that’s exactly the topic that’s gonna make your crush confess his undying love for you. Oh, Haley, there’s nothing I find sexier than the mental image of you stuffing your panties with cotton personal products before binge drinking and shoving raw cookie dough in your face. Come to daddy!”
― Sylvie Stewart, The Nerd Next Door