April's Fools Quotes

“I don’t want to get my hopes up just to find out that my golden unicorn is really a donkey with a toilet paper roll tied to its head.”
― Ivy Asher, April's Fools

“Oh. Damn. I should’ve known a trio of hotties like you would prefer snakes to beavers.”
― Ivy Asher, April's Fools

“In peace, prepare for war.”
― Ivy Asher, April's Fools

“I’m going to shower, then you boys can have at it. The water heater is small, so you’ll have to be quick. I’m all for energy conservation, so once again, feel free to join me,” she says with a wink before walking out of the kitchen and into the bathroom. “We can share a towel, too!” “That’s not sanitary,” Madix calls after her.”
― Ivy Asher, April's Fools