Minecraft Quotes

“BOOM!”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“Especially since, like, by now Steve’s arms look like cankles.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“Steve said he has seven pairs of underwear. One for each day of the week. One for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. . . Me? I have twelve. One for January, February, March.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“I also learned that instead of worrying about all the mistakes you made in the past, you should probably just think about how you can learn from them, so you can become a better person.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“that”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“baby”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“Whoa.” “But, nobody knows who he or she is. It could be anybody. Who knows. . .it could be you.” “Seriously?!!!” “Yup,” Steve said. Man, I’ve never been chosen for anything before. Like, when we play basketball in gym class, nobody ever picks me to be on their team. I think it’s because I run like a hundred-year-old man. . .
Or maybe it’s because I keep tripping over my own feet. . .and legs. . .and arms.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“I mean, it’s like whatever little common sense that kids do have is no match for the overwhelming need to do something really dumb. Like that time somebody dared Slimey to lick himself and stand next to a frozen telephone pole.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“It’s like the call of the wild.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“Man, what is it with kids and dares?”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“Or like the urge to jump off the roof to see if the laws of physics really apply to preteens.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“I have twelve. One for January, February, March.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“It’s me, Mabel Mombottom! But you can call me Momma Mabel, the CEO of MicroCraft.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“Yeah. After that, they closed all the Minecraft Video Game schools and fired all mob game developers. Then they passed a law that said that only humans can make games. I was so bummed out, too. I was making the coolest game called Robl. . .”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“ZombieCraft.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“Minecraft.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“prophet.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“.by taping my butt cheeks together. . .and it came out anyway. . .and I had poo coming out of my ears. . .and out of my eyes. . .and out of my. . .uh, you know. Like, you’re telling me they saw all that?”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“.and it came out anyway. . .and I had poo coming out of my ears. . .and out of my eyes. . .and out of my. . .uh, you know. Like, you’re telling me they saw all that?”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure

“.by taping my butt cheeks together.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 17: Zombie's Excellent Adventure