The Fantasiser Quotes

“Most of the guests here are psychotic gang bangers anyway!”
― E.J. Wood, The Fantasiser

“I was having my own game of tug of war with my cyclops at least once a night.”
― E.J. Wood, The Fantasiser

“As I pull down my dress the sudden
realisation that I have just brutalised my own twat in the company of others places me in the most perplexing situation that I have ever found myself in.”
― E.J. Wood, The Fantasiser

“Today we are going to discover all about your vagina.”
― E.J. Wood, The Fantasiser

“You will be my mortal sin Ileana.”
― E.J. Wood, The Fantasiser