Family Camp Quotes

“Unexpected parental problem...
The kids are OK with you being gay but expect you to procure a smokin' hot millionaire pro-athlete as a husband. ...and don't forget the dog.”
― Eli Easton, Family Camp

“She has my back. And I have her left foot. So I’m not worried.”
― Eli Easton, Family Camp

“He crawled over Geo and let himself be pulled down on top of him. He could swear there was an audible sigh of relief from the universe when their bodies met, like the ocean meeting the shore.”
― Eli Easton, Family Camp

“Bless Jayden for being excited about he and Travis dating. Because, yeah, that should be the reaction to those photos. Absolutely.
Fucking world.”
― Eli Easton, Family Camp

“So far the day had been a can of crap served steaming hot with a sauce of fuck-my-life.”
― Eli Easton, Family Camp