Rival Quotes

“Fuck off, both of you.” I pulled away, growling. “I’m not a prize to be won. If I want to fuck either of you, I will. So quit with the pissing contest, I don’t like golden showers.”
― A.J. Macey, Rival

“I suggest you watch your next move, assassin,” I taunted back, my gun angled up his rib cage directly at his lung and heart. “I might slip and blow off the family jewels, and that would be a travesty.”
― A.J. Macey, Rival

“Since I wasn’t supposed to know anything about them, I kept a confused yet curious look on my face. You know the one I’m talking about. The one when you’ve farted in a crowded room and you wonder if anyone is going to call you out on it, so you just look around with that ‘who did it, it wasn’t me’ face. Thank fuck for my ugly ass outfit.”
― A.J. Macey, Rival

“The realism of the lie is in the details, people. Go on, write that down, I don’t give these damn tips away for free, you know.”
― A.J. Macey, Rival

“This stupid work jumpsuit was hotter than Satan’s ballsack”
― A.J. Macey, Rival