Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“Shreeeeeeek!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“This is free?” “Yup, food is free to all visitors and residents.” “Wow, that’s mighty generous.” “I think so, too,” said Shadin. “Personally, I think it’s a little too generous… but hey, the foreman said it’s good for our economy,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Your Majesty, may I present Steve the Slime Slayer and his golem slave,” announced the presenter as we walked into the big throne room. “Golem slave?! What?!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“that”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The chicken is fine, I love chicken.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“pooper…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The attack missed Bob by a hair.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Woof! Lucky popped up as he saw me.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It’s mine!” He raised it up in the air and started flaunting it.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“You know where the kitchen is, right? We walked past it earlier,” said Bob. “Yeah.” “Alright, I’ll catch up with you after you’re done eating and resting.” “Huh? What are you talking about?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Thank goodness one of you has a functioning brain,” said the Skeleton King.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“kingdom”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Golem slave?! What?!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Your pet will be in good hands.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 40 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)