The Accidental Girlfriend Quotes

“Yeah. Henry has an obsession with sitting on people’s heads. He thinks humans are his own personal bean bag, but he’d literally use her as his litter box.”
― Emma Hart, The Accidental Girlfriend

“I regularly found myself lacking in fucks. Unless I stubbed my toe, then they all came pouring out.”
― Emma Hart, The Accidental Girlfriend

“Lauren tilted her head to the side. “You know, if we were monkeys, she’d be the kind of person I’d fling my poop at.”
― Emma Hart, The Accidental Girlfriend

“LAUREN: Wow. You’re a good person. I’d be finding the hottest person imaginable and climbing them like a koala in a eucalyptus tree in front of my ex if I were you. I’d rub it in their face so hard they’d get a free facial.”
― Emma Hart, The Accidental Girlfriend

“I paused to look through the peephole. Yep, sure as fucking shit, Kirsty was standing there, looking fresher than a field full of daisies.”
― Emma Hart, The Accidental Girlfriend

“Why don’t we bring the hot guys to Lauren?” “Like a farm show? Or an auction?”
― Emma Hart, The Accidental Girlfriend