Dave the Villager 4 Quotes

“This whole city is mine,” said Derek. “This is what you get for working hard. No-one ever gave me anything. I worked for every emerald that I have.” “I thought your father founded the city?” said Carl. “I earned everything I have!” Derek snapped. “I renamed the city Cool City—that was all me!” “Wow,” said Carl. “You renamed a city. What a hero.” “Thanks!” said Derek, completely missing Carl’s sarcasm.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 4: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“This is another fine mess you’ve got me into,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 4: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“galaxy.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 4: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Derek.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 4: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“soon, you’ll all be killed by my gas! So who’s the nerd now?!” “Still you,” said Carl. “KILL THEM!” roared Derek. “PUMP IN MORE GAS! KILL THEM!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 4: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I’m in a danger zone again!” wailed Colin. “Why can’t I ever catch a break?!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 4: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Heh,” grinned one of the villagers. “He’s given up.” “The only thing that’s given up,” said Carl, “is your FACE!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 4: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I’d love to biff that smug face of his, thought Dave bitterly. Biff him right on the nose!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 4: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“The only thing that’s given up,” said Carl, “is your FACE!” POW! He punched the gray-skinned villager right in the chin with his iron fist. The villager went flying backwards, smacking into a tree. The other two villagers rushed towards Carl, but he was ready for them. POW! POW! He sent them both flying with his fists. “Come on then,” Carl yelled. “You want some more?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 4: An Unofficial Minecraft Book