THE GOSPEL OF KNEE-SUS AND RELIGION OF VICTIMANITY Quotes

“At the core of Victimanity are seven commandments. Ten commandments are too many. These short seven commandments are wisely enumerated dogmatic COTEV principles symbolized by Knee-sus’ jersey number. Nothing is ever thy fault. Thy is always a victim of circumstance. Every down is a punting down. Punt away responsibility. The most valuable real estate is in the hood — victimhood. Never partake of the Forbidden Fruit called accountability. Lest not even touch it, or ye shall suffer. A problem shared is a problem halved, so give thy problematic half away and make it a whole problem for someone else. Judgment day is every day. Therefore, be sure to judge others for your shortcomings. Thy is not thy own worst enemy; the enemy is always external.”
― Taleeb Starkes, THE GOSPEL OF KNEE-SUS AND RELIGION OF VICTIMANITY