Red Dwarf Omnibus Quotes

“However, not all breeds of genetic athletes were accepted by the GAS and new rules had to be created after the 2224 World Cup, when Scotland fielded a goalkeeper who was a human oblong of flesh, measuring eight feet high by sixteen across, thereby filling the entire goal. Somehow they still failed to qualify for the second round.”
― Grant Naylor, Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life

“If Napoleon had been born Welsh, would his destiny have been the same? If he'd been raised in Colwyn Bay, would he have been a great general? Of course he wouldn't. He'd have married a sheep and worked in the local fish and chip shop.”
― Grant Naylor, Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life