Squire Hayseed Quotes

“People like her didn’t have homes, they had stones. Stones for beds, stones for food, stones for graves.”
― SE Zbasnik, Squire Hayseed

“I can die?” Hayley squeaked.

“We can all die,” he said with a shrug.

She pursed her lips at that. No shit, everyone can die, it’s that opposite part of living. But… “How likely is the dying part? Like…plague rips apart a village, or knock your head on a rock and maybe bleed from your eyeballs certain death?”

“That,” the knight returned to his march through the masses, “depends entirely upon you.”
― SE Zbasnik, Squire Hayseed

“If you only practice sometimes, you shall only be somewhat good,” Gavin said.

He may be some angel-demon on the battlefield, but his motivational speeches were like a wine-soaked aunt prattling on to her army of cats.”
― SE Zbasnik, Squire Hayseed

“What should I carry?” she asked, her voice coming from someone else’s body. No way did Hayley — that street rat, that scoundrel, that criminal, that escaped slave — flat out ask what weapon she would carry into battle.”
― SE Zbasnik, Squire Hayseed

“Don’t be stupid, Hayseed. You know there’s no such thing as justice. Bad guys win, good guys die. Good guys die a lot.”
― SE Zbasnik, Squire Hayseed

“She hated caring because all it did was make the bad things worse.”
― SE Zbasnik, Squire Hayseed