Let Me Please You Quotes

“He threatened to, and I quote, ‘Beat my ass until it roped like okra.’ Never heard that shit before.”
― Alexandria House, Let Me Please You

“Shit, that’s what I said! A sectional! You know…my boy, Lunch Meat, was so big, they had to do a sectional on Lou. Ask your doctor about it. You don’t want that baby to wreck your shop, if you know what I mean. That baby be done ripped you from the rooter to the tooter. Won’t be nothing left down there but memories and wishes.”
― Alexandria House, Let Me Please You

“I love you so much, I would walk naked in the snow just to kiss your lips,”
― Alexandria House, Let Me Please You

“Well, I’ve never been a husband, never really been in love, but I believe if you love someone, you don’t disrespect or hurt or embarrass them. I would make it my business to protect the heart of the woman I loved.”
― Alexandria House, Let Me Please You