Journey of a Betrayed Hero Quotes

“Lady, this isn’t even a one-hundredth of the power I possess,”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“You ready, Durandal?” asked Jacob. “I’m about as ready to cock block this wench as I’ll ever be.” “I… didn’t need to know that.”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“The woman shifted her attention from Fellis to him. She blinked once. Then she smiled. “Oh, my. What a handsome young man,” she purred, her change shifting as though the sight of a male caused her entire emotional paradigm to change. “How would you like to come with me and—” She wasn’t able to say anymore. Because Jacob had just smashed his fist into her face. It was like a thunderclap, echoing across the vast plane. The air distorted where his fist connected with her left cheek, blasting out from the point of impact with a loud boom! What followed was the woman being launched off her feet and sent shooting backwards like a falling star. She slammed into the large earth pillar that she had created, blowing a hole straight through it and causing the entire thing to crumble like a house of cards. Jacob didn’t even bother looking to see if she was alive. He’d felt her neck snap with his punch. That combined with the impact when she hit that pillar meant there was little chance of her having survived.”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“That blasted talking sword is still here,” Durandal growled. “So you are,” Dolton grunted. “You know my policy, Jacob. You and I can do business, but the talking sword needs to leave.” “What am I going to do? Walk out on my own two legs? News flash! I don’t have legs!” Durandal paused as Jacob unstrapped the sheath from around his back. “H-hey, Partner? You’re not actually going to listen to this guy, are you?” “Sorry,” Jacob said in a completely unapologetic tone. “But Enyo needs daggers, so you’ve gotta go.” “What?! You mean that you’re abandoning me for the girl!” “Only temporarily.” “Whatever happened to bros before hoes?!”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“It’s called Linked Energy Manipulation.”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“Holy shit on a fucking stick!”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“Well, it’s not like I care,” Durandal said cheerfully before dismissing the whole matter for something more important. “By the way, did I ever tell you about the three little old ladies?” Here we go again. “No, you haven’t.” “Kekeke. Well, three old crones were sitting on a park bench feeding the birds, when a man comes by and flashes them all. The first two little old ladies had a stroke, but the third couldn’t quite reach.” A moment of silence passed in the room. Jacob waited, expecting to hear the “badum tish!” of a drum. When nothing happened, he shook his head. “Those are the lamest dirty jokes I’ve ever heard in my life.”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“I killed the first Pride.”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“this isn’t even a one-hundredth of the power I possess,”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“Excuse me,” someone said as they sat down next to him. Jacob groaned. This is great. Some idiot’s gonna sit by me. What the heck did I do to deserve this? I don’t want to talk to people while I’m naked. “It’s been a hectic day, huh?” the other man said. Someone please kill me.”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“The Boar’s Head”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“Drunk! Drunk! Drunk!”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“That’s great!” Enyo stood up and raised her hands in the air. She seemed to have forgotten that underneath the cloak, she wasn’t wearing anything except a pair of panties. “Thank you so much, Jacob! I promise, no matter what happens, I’ll make sure you return home.” Jacob looked away. “That’s, um, nice and all, but maybe we should, ah, buy you some clothes first.” “Clothes?” Enyo didn’t seem to understand, not for several seconds, at least. She looked down. Then she looked back at Jacob. Then down again. Back at Jacob. Down once more. After doing this several times, Enyo finally seemed to have realized what he meant. Her screamed nearly burst Jacob’s eardrums.”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1

“Durandal whistled. “Holy shit on a fucking stick! I’ve seen many hot women in my time, but this one takes the cake!” The woman stared at the sword, her gawking face revealing her shock. She blinked. Then again. Then she looked at Jacob. “Did that sword just talk?” “No,” Jacob said with a straight face. “Of course I talked!” Durandal rebutted. “I’m Durandal! The greatest sword ever—doof!” Durandal’s words were cut off when Jacob slammed him into the desk. “That sword just spoke,” the woman said. “Ignore the talking sword for now,” Jacob rebutted,”
― Brandon Varnell, Journey of a Betrayed Hero: Volume 1