Dave the Villager 3 Quotes

“From her pink dress she pulled out a diamond sword, glowing purple with enchantments.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dave went flying up the bubble column. Oh crumbs, he thought.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“This has gone far enough,” said Bill. “Members of our crew have died chasing the Kraken. And you were the one who summoned it! They died for nothing!” “Creepers are supposed to die!” yelled Blackbeard. “That’s what we do, we blow ourselves up!” He looked”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“But there was something about Bill that made Carl like him.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“She kissed him on the cheek, and Dave went bright red.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Oh crumbs,” said Porkins. “It sounds like a rotter, alright.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Water, Water, Everywhere... SPLOOSH! Dave hit the water and immediately went under. He was so surprised by the impact that he exhaled all the water from his lungs. Which way do I swim? he wondered”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“plush”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Thank you for all your help,” Princess Alicia said to Dave. “I’m sorry if I was a bit mean to you. You’re a real hero.” She kissed him on the cheek, and Dave went bright red. “Er, thank you,” he muttered.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“What?!” snapped Alicia. “I’ll have his head!” “You’re too late,” said Carl. “His head’s blown up, along with the rest of him.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You try swimming without arms and tell me if you’re ok,” grumbled Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“bubbles”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“The Kraken Attacken”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“then,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You’re too late,” said Carl. “His head’s blown up, along with the rest of him.” CHAPTER SIXTEEN Carl's Big Decision With two crews packed aboard the Crimson Creeper, it was a bit cramped.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book