Minecraft Quotes

“BOY GETS MIRACLE TRANSPLANT—NOW HAS BUTT CHIN”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“take you guys one at a time,” he said. “But who’s going to save Priscilla?”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“was leading us to certain death. Figures.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Pretty please?”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Mamma mia! Let’sa go-a home, eh-Loogie?”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Its-a me, Marco!”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“guys who take care of the sewers. “Hi, I’m Zombie. I live in”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Zombaby”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Mom! I heard a strange noise that sounded like somebody was ripping out a duck’s guts!” “Oh, Zombie. . .it’s only Wesley tooting.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Slimey broke apart into even smaller pieces. Skelley lost his lunch. And Creepy swallowed his inhaler. As for me, well, let’s just say that butts serve a purpose. And without one, Zombie juice started spraying all over the place. Nobody left that room unsoiled.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“think it was because her dress only covered her front, which left her huge, red, scaly backside blowing in the”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“T.M.I.!”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“What’s the matter, Zombie. . .you chicken?” Yup. . .it was Darius. “Zombie’s a chicken! Zombie’s a chicken! Zombie’s a chicken!” Darius kept chanting. Then all the other kids started chanting too.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“poopy,”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“ripping out a duck’s guts!”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“It’s just that, when its dark I feel like something in the dark is going to get me.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Hey there! Im-a Marco,” the weird dirty little man with the big mustache and red and blue overalls said. “Hello there,” I said to the dirty old man. “Hello, my name is-a Marco and I’m-a from the Italiano Biome. I’m-a worker of the sewer, here to keep your sewers-a nice and poopy,” he said. “And this is my-a brother Loogie!” Then another dirty little man in green and blue overalls jumped out of the sewer. “Oh yeah! Its-a me, Loogie!” “What?!!!” Then the other guy hacked really loud and spit in the sewer pipe. “HHHHAAACCCK—PTTTOOOO!” I guess these must be the guys who take care of the sewers. “Hi, I’m Zombie. I live in this town. It’s good to meet you.” “Hello, Zombie!” the one in red and blue overalls said. “Tell me, do you happen to know where-a the Sewer Fairy Princess is?” “Sewer Fairy Princess?” “Yes! Mamma mia, we search in all of the pipes looking for her, but we have notta find her.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“blood”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Zombuffet.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“I felt myself feeling more and more powerful as I galloped closer and closer to my destiny on my faithful steed Sushi.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“moving. . . is their bowels.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Thanks, man. . .Sniff. . .Sniff.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“And Mr. Cuddles. . .
My stuffed Minecraft pig.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Seriously?” “Yeah, I found a bloody shoe with somebody’s name on it, so I think we should do this,” Steve said. Now, don’t get me wrong. I was really scared. Not only is it really dark down there. But now I know there are giant turtle monsters. . . .And creepy clowns. But, this was my chance to fix a big mistake I made. A mistake I made because I chose to be a chicken instead of helping my friends. Well, this time, I’m going to fix it. And though I may be too late. . .and there’s probably only pieces of those guys left. . .
If there’s a chance they’re still alive, I’m going to help find those guys and bring them back. And maybe even find the lost neighborhood kids, too.”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Whoa, T.M.I. Dude!” Steve and I said. “T.M.I.!”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain

“Wyatt,”
― Zack Zombie, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 16: Down The Drain