Love and Loathing Quotes

“everything sounds better in the shower.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“Why me? Why was I the stupid girl in the movie that didn’t realize until it was too late that the perfect guy had been right in front of her all along? I wanted to throw popcorn at myself.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“The whole business made me feel like Captain Von Trapp forced to make small talk with Vienna’s high society. The only things missing were Nazi sympathizers (although one can never be certain) and singing children requesting champagne.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“Who wrote letters in the twenty-first century? I pictured Will at an old writing desk with a quill and ink. It was the best I could do to lighten my mood until I could have some privacy to read whatever it was he couldn’t put in an email. Maybe he knew I’d delete it without opening it.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“I couldn’t read her face. Was it surprise? Elation? Indigestion?”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“What would I do with all the excess sarcasm?”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“Fries before guys, Charlotte. Remember when we were going to get that on a tattoo?”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“In truth, I wouldn’t mind the spinster life. It’s kind of like the thug life but with more baguettes.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“Visio.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“You shout out stuff from shows. Like some sort of Musical Theatre Tourette's.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“It’s one of my rules. No swimming after meals and wait a half hour before seducing girls.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“Still, it was better than spending a weekend rationing energy bars between five people in a costume shop, two of which were Heathers to my Veronica Sawyer.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“He reminded me of an overachieving boy scout. Or Mary Poppins.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“shark-like form of Will Darcy appeared, followed closely by his very own remora fish—Caroline.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“mean, she was craving Five Guys before it was a restaurant.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing

“Seriously. Her hoo-ha has more users than Twitter.”
― Gigi Blume, Love and Loathing