Come Back to Bed Quotes

“I’m taking all of you,” he growls. “I’m going to find every place you try to hide in and stay with you there until you aren’t afraid of anything anymore.”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed

“When he shuts the door behind us, I unzip his jeans and reach for his beautiful hard cock like a hysterical starving woman unwrapping a Dove ice cream bar.”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed

“Daisy looks up at me, whines, and shakes her head, as if to say: “You fucking pussy. Not to be a drama queen, but you’re letting your one chance at real love slip away because you’re afraid she doesn’t want you as much as you want her. If you weren’t the guy who feeds me, I’d just pee on you.”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed

“She laughs. “Fuck you. Let’s get this date over with.” I clutch at my heart. “The eight words every man dreams of hearing at the beginning of the night.”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed

“This woman is a little bit nuts, and I’m a little bit nuts about her.”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed

“If two temporary neighbors kiss each other in the dark and nobody sees it or discusses it afterwards, is it still a kiss?”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit,” my dad says. “Oscar Wilde said that.” “Actually, the full quote is: ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence.”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed

“Um no. I don’t feel the need to do extracurricular things just because other people are doing them. I’m a free spirit who happens to be very practical. It’s the best of both worlds, really.”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed

“I love signing my name to Sebastian’s checks and credit card transactions. But not in a creepy I’m-pretending-to-be-his-wife kind of way. I just like to sign for things that I don’t actually have to pay for—who wouldn’t?”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed

“I have never felt this kind of hostility toward someone I’ve just met before. Now I just want to keep talking as much as possible because it obviously annoys him.”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed

“He’s an assault to my retinas. Or maybe he’s just an asshole. Either way, I want to slap him. Also, I may have just had a very quick, tiny orgasm. Like an orgasm zap. Is that a thing?”
― Kayley Loring, Come Back to Bed