The Wedding Night Quotes

“Two documents, exactly the same—except one was stapled on the diagonal, and the other stapled vertically. Who does that? Only a monster.”
― Kati Wilde, The Wedding Night: Before Christmas

“Especially since I never expect to marry for love. I wish for love, of course, yet I know the bulk of my appeal lies in my bank account. No one has loved me before and I don’t expect anyone to start now. So I always assumed that when I married, it would be a partnership rather than a love match—and the most I hoped for was liking the person I partnered with. A relationship of mutual respect and friendship, perhaps, while understanding that someone would only settle for such a tepid marriage because I’m rich.”
― Kati Wilde, The Wedding Night: Before Christmas

“You were trying to protect me. And I like very much that you are thinking of me, Caleb. I truly do. But please do not ever think for me.”
― Kati Wilde, The Wedding Night: Before Christmas

“As long as she’s with me, the world we’ve made together will always be exactly the right size.”
― Kati Wilde, The Wedding Night: Before Christmas

“My throat tight, I nod. “I’m sure they will, baby. Our children are going to love you as much as I do.” New, happy tears glisten in her eyes and a beautiful smile curves her lips. “They will love you even more…my big, sweet, sexy marshmallow.” “Full of gooey stuff just for you.” I grin when she delicately snorts out a laugh. “You want to go upstairs and practice making those kids?”
― Kati Wilde, The Wedding Night: Before Christmas

“Those fuzzy socks are adorable.” “And comfy.” Which is more important. “Your bare legs are gonna kill me, baby.” He skims his hands down my thighs before bracing his hands on the counter on either side of my legs. “In the very best way. Is this the kind of thing you usually wear around the house? Just a long top and some fuzzy socks?” “Yes. Though I usually wear underwear, too.” His eyes close and he groans as if tortured, his head hanging low.”
― Kati Wilde, The Wedding Night: Before Christmas

“I think I would have liked her very much,” Audrey says. How could I have ever thought this woman was cold? Throat tight, I lift her hand and press a kiss to her ungloved fingers, then enfold them in mine to warm them.”
― Kati Wilde, The Wedding Night: Before Christmas

“There was a whole lot of ice queens, rich bitches, and conceited cunts tossed in there. Most of that, I dismissed as the disgruntled bullshit some men sling around after they’ve been rejected by a woman, even if it’s just a business rejection.”
― Kati Wilde, The Wedding Night: Before Christmas

“You shouldn’t feel obligated to thank anyone for treating you with a basic level of decency.”
― Kati Wilde, The Wedding Night: Before Christmas