Her Secret Quotes

“Okay, Dad. Please make sure your seats are in the upright position. Please do not smoke. Vaping is fine, if that’s your thing. Although I wouldn't advise it, because vapes still have nicotine in them, so you’re developing a nasty habit anyway. And nobody thinks you’re cool when you do smoke tricks.” “We’re not vaping,” I said. “Just fly the damn helicopter.”
― Penelope Bloom, Her Secret

“whisper-yelled in the universally recognized mom-tone where you don’t want to be judged for being a bad parent but your kid is absolutely making you look like a bad parent.”
― Penelope Bloom, Her Secret