Bloody Genius Quotes

“Shrake asked. “I’m sweating like a blind lesbian in a sushi bar.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“front door”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“I dunno. It seems to be drifting toward some kind of conclusion,” Virgil said. “Keep your eye on the newspapers.” “I’m like everybody else,” she said. “I don’t read the papers.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“I once got all pissed off at one of these school shootings, one of these massacres. I told one of my girls, one of my employees, that when they convict the guy, they ought to haul his ass out of the courthouse, make him kneel down on the steps, and then shoot him in the back of the head. You know what she said?” “That you’re nuts?” Harry laughed. “No. What she said was, ‘If you did that, the guy would be on TV. He’d be happy. He’d be famous. He was on TV.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“There have always been kids who were no damn good, but now it’s everywhere. Everywhere. It’s kids who know they’re not going to be millionaires or billionaires or movie stars or famous singers or in the NBA, and it’s all they want. They can’t see past that. It’s like they’re not alive if they’re not on TV. They don’t want to be doctors or dentists or lawyers or businessmen, they want to be rich and famous right now. They don’t want to work. All they want is to be a celebrity.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills,’” Virgil said, quoting Napoleon Dynamite.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“I want to see what that fuckin’ Flowers does with his dadhood.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“Ladies Nite E ery Nite.” Virgil spent the next few seconds of his life wondering if the “v” had fallen off, been stolen for some reason, or was simply a scarce letter that the bar hadn’t happened to have on hand.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“idea”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“Basically, he thought, fuck a bunch of maps.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“Virgil had never seen a purely ideological murder, Republicans being too cautious, Democrats generally being bad shots.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“Nobody should be allowed in the professional media without at least a year of statistics,” she”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“sweating like a blind lesbian in a sushi bar.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius

“Dave Robicheaux novel by James Lee Burke.”
― John Sandford, Bloody Genius