Exercise Is Murder Quotes

“Dead men don’t answer phones.”
― Bruce Hammack, Exercise Is Murder

“She’s wrapped around the axle.” “Sorry,” said Heather. “I’m not up on all your homespun expressions yet. What exactly does that mean?” “Wrapped around the axle? It means she’s upset nine ways to Sunday, tied up in knots, beside herself with worry, and like a calf seeing a new gate. She’s not quite to the point of squealing like a stuck pig, but she’s sure got her knickers in a knot.”
― Bruce Hammack, Exercise Is Murder

“but we got to talking about how stupid it was to try to shoot out the eye of a blind guy.”
― Bruce Hammack, Exercise Is Murder

“The air fresheners she’d attached to the air conditioner vents gave the car a smell that combined a nursing home, a pine forest, ocean breezes and a flower shop.”
― Bruce Hammack, Exercise Is Murder

“Heather. “I’m not up on all your homespun expressions yet. What exactly does that mean?” “Wrapped around the axle? It means she’s upset nine ways to Sunday, tied up in knots, beside herself with worry, and like a calf seeing a new gate. She’s not quite to the point of squealing like a stuck pig, but she’s sure got her knickers in a”
― Bruce Hammack, Exercise Is Murder