How to Be a Canadian Quotes

“The secret to having a good time in Ottawa? Move.”
― Will Ferguson, How to Be a Canadian

“WARNING! Life leads to old age, illness and death.”
― Will Ferguson, How to Be a Canadian

“Oh yes, we found out what happened to the Acadians. Apparently they went on a holiday, to Louisiana or someplace, and when they come back the Loyalists had moved in and taken all their land. So the Acadians killed them. Just kidding. The Acadians moved north into upper New Brunswick, where they now make up a third of the population. New Brunswick is, in essence, Canada in miniature.”
― Will Ferguson, How to Be a Canadian