The Legend of Dave the Villager 2 Quotes

“Pleased to meet y’all,” said the short villager to Porkins and Carl. They were gathered outside, by the stable. “I’m Biff, the leader of our little group.” He pointed at the fat villager. “This here is Boff, my deputy, and those other two are Boof and Bop.” “So your names are Biff, Boff, Boof and Bop?” said Carl. “That’s correct,” said Biff. “Doesn’t that get confusing?” “No, sir.” “Riiiiight,” said Carl. The Ender Hunters only had two spare horses, so Porkins took one and Dave shared the other with Carl. “I don’t think you’d be able to ride too well with them tiny little legs, anyway,” Boff said to Carl. “Whatever you say, Boof,” said Carl. “I’m Boff,” said Boff. “Wait a minute,” said Boof, “I thought I was Boff.” “No,” said Bop, “you’re Bop.” Carl rolled his eyes. “Let’s just get moving, shall we,” he said.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Hey Porkins,” said Carl, “you reckon you could hit that cactus over there? You’re a good shot with an arrow, but how about pearl throwing?” “Watch and see,” grinned Porkins. “Your old pal Porkins is a terrific shot—even if I do say so myself!” He threw the pearl and, true to his word, it hit the cactus. Porkins grinned, but then suddenly he was gone—disappearing into thin air. “Where is he?!” said Dave. Then he heard a familiar voice nearby: “Owwww!” Somehow Porkins was on top of the cactus. He jumped off, clutching his behind. Carl was laughing hysterically. “What happened?” said Dave, feeling very confused. “Throwing the pearls makes you teleport,” said Carl, wiping away a tear of laughter. “I found out the other day when I accidentally dropped one.” “You little blighter,” said Porkins, coming back over. He was pulling cactus needles out of his back.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“A creeper afraid of explosions, who would have thought? Said Dave. Creeper culture is very complex, I wouldn't expect a villager to understand. Said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Nether,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“My son is trying to eat me!” “Wow,” said Carl. “It sure is tough being a parent.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Steve,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“but suddenly it tripped—over something small and green on the floor. “Sorry buddy,” Carl said, as the robot clattered across the ground, “I didn’t see you there.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Oh, I can speak again!” “What a pity,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Biff said they should stay in the shade, to avoid getting sunstroke. “I dunno why you worry about sunstroke,” said Boff. “You sound just like Boop.” “What happened to Boop?” asked Porkins. “Let me guess,” said Carl. “He died of sunstroke?” “No,” said Boff, “he retired to spend more time with his wife.” “Oh,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Aren’t you worried about mobs attacking you in the night?” said Dave. “Nah,” said Biff. “Our old leader, Bogg, used to worry about that, but not me.” “What happened to him?” asked Porkins. “He was slain by mobs in the night,” said Biff.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Snow Town,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“win,” said Ripley. “Surrender mode activated,” said the robot.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“TRAITORS!” Herobrine yelled, as he swooped down towards them on his rocket-powered wings. The witches all pulled out bottles of potion and started chucking them at Herobrine, but they all just splashed off him, none of them seemingly doing any damage. “Hit his elytra!” Miranda yelled.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I’m going to ask you a question,” Herobrine said, “and if you refuse to answer, or lie to me, the trapdoor below your creeper friend will open, and he’ll fall into the lava.” “Hey, that’s not fair!” said Carl. “Why can’t you drop Porkins into the lava instead?”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Help!” Dave yelled. “This creeper is going to explode!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“on the blade of his sword. Dave put the finger in his mouth, sucking it and trying his best not to make a sound. “What’s going on?”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Arrrghh!!!” said Carl. “Arrrghh!!!” said Dave. “Oh my!” said Porkins.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Hunting them down with a sword is perfectly safe.” “What happened to Bock?” asked Porkins. “He was slain by endermen,” said Boff.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Aren’t you worried about mobs attacking you in the night?” said Dave. “Nah,” said Biff. “Our old leader, Bogg, used to worry about that, but not me.” “What happened to him?” asked Poker. “He was slain by mobs in the night,” said Biff.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Now I want to go to new places—to teach villagers across the world what it means to be a hero.” Dave was inspired.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Let’s do this, bro,” said Dave, smiling. “Hey!” said Steve, with a grin. “That’s my word!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“enchantments”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Yeah right,” said Dave bitterly. “Skeletons don’t ride spiders.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“warming!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“whither.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Carl, as he was so small, was sleeping in an open drawer.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book