Sweet Mercy Quotes

“This is all the fault of that stupid pill I took. I’m going to find out which pharmaceutical company manufactures them and I’m going to write them a letter demanding they warn patients of the risk of extremely erotic dreams that make you do insane, reckless things like let hot but dangerous men go down on you.”
― Nina West, Sweet Mercy

“Before that … I fucked Gabriel on the patio, but then woke up in bed next to him. I thought that was the dream, but maybe it was a dream within a dream—a sex inception.”
― Nina West, Sweet Mercy

“People do fucked-up shit on Ambien. Caleb was taking them a while back to help him sleep, until the night I caught him climbing into his Porsche, buck-naked, telling me we needed milk. Caleb is lactose intolerant.”
― Nina West, Sweet Mercy

“Is his dick as perfect as everything else on him? No. It’s small. Microscopic. And crooked. Yes. It bends sideways. A ninety-degree angle. It’s entirely dysfunctional. No appeal whatsoever.”
― Nina West, Sweet Mercy

“grit my teeth in frustration and hit the key to disconnect the security feed before I do something like jerk off while spying on her. I may be a twisted fuck, but I’m not creepy.”
― Nina West, Sweet Mercy

“The tough-as-nails girl who doesn’t let life get her down.” “Yeah, well …” I sigh. “Life finally won.”
― Nina West, Sweet Mercy

“Women aren’t whores just because they like to fuck. I wish you’d get that out of that gorgeous head of yours.”
― Nina West, Sweet Mercy