The Hunt for Reduk Topa Quotes

“You hear that?” Mech asked. Cal listened again, then nodded slowly. “Yeah. You mean that breathing sound? Like… huuup. Huup?” He narrowed his eyes. “Wait.” Mech watched with growing impatience as Cal exhaled and inhaled several times in turn. “No, that’s me. I’m hearing myself. It’s the helmet,” he explained, pointing to his head in case Mech had forgotten what a helmet was. “It echoes.” His voice took on a low, ominous tone. “I am your father,” he said, then his eyes widened and he smiled from ear to ear. “Ha! That’s actually awesome.” Cal held a hand out to the cyborg. “Join me, Mech. Together, we can rule the galaxy as—” “Will you shut the fonk up for one damn minute?” Mech hissed. “Listen.”
― Barry J. Hutchison, The Hunt for Reduk Topa

“You’ve just lost Ringfresh, and I fear the Shiteofast contract won’t last the day.”
― Barry J. Hutchison, The Hunt for Reduk Topa

“Today’s security scan is sponsored by Ringclean Fresh Wipes. Smell the freshness. Feel the freshness. Taste the freshness.”
― Barry J. Hutchison, The Hunt for Reduk Topa