Minecraft Quotes

“The ender dragon chortled. It sounded like thunder broken across the knee of the world. I am the infinite lightning night-lizard at the end of the universe. I am the master of time and death. The fire of creation is my youngest brother. In my stomach, galaxies churn in cosmic acid and are digested into meaninglessness. ED opened one vast violet eye. You can't fool me with a pumpkin, dummy.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Minecraft: The End

“At the end of every adventure, you must ask if it was ever really your adventure at all. Perhaps you were only an obstacle in someone else's quest.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Minecraft: The End

“SOMEONE IS APPROACHING THE SHIP. SOMEONE BIG. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. I WILL BITE THEM. I WILL. LET ME BITE THEM. YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY. EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTER IF I BITE THEM. TRUST GRUMPO. GOOD BOY GRUMPO.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Minecraft: The End: An Official Minecraft Novel

“enemy.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Minecraft: The End: An Official Minecraft Novel

“how we met.” Roary pulled a cooked apple out of her—apparently cavernous—pocket. She munched on it. “You guys saved us from the witch. It was awesome.” Jess shuddered, getting into the spirit of her story. “The swamp was huge and soggy and mucky and full of snakes and birds and the moon and quiet. But there’s not much good building material in swamps. Not like orchards or mountains. Not for what I like to make, anyway.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Minecraft: The End: An Official Minecraft Novel

“called”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Minecraft: The End: An Official Minecraft Novel

“No, answered Mo. Maybe we’re getting sick. Grumpo had that cold, remember? He told us to snuggle up close so we would get it, too.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Minecraft: The End: An Official Minecraft Novel

“circled a ball of blazing gas”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Minecraft: The End

“Jax stood up straight and clapped his hands together. “Welp,” he announced, “I’m bored. This is stupid and I’m bored.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Minecraft: The End: An Official Minecraft Novel