Kitty Confidential Quotes

“My owner was murdered, and I need you to help me prove it. Also, of equal importance, I haven’t been fed in hours. Maybe years.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“Honestly, you haven’t lived until you’ve been condescended to by a cat”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“Stands to reason, if I keep at it long enough, I’ll eventually find my true calling. Who knows? I could be the world’s best hip-hop yodeler… Except I already tried that and I’m not.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“I’m already not a morning person, but when you add in a manic rush to get to a job I don’t even like…”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“That was about a year ago and happened just shortly after I collected my seventh consecutive associate degree from Blueberry Bay Community College. Yes, indeed, I’ve always loved learning anything I could wrap my brain around. At least God did me a solid by making me smart,”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“And before you can ask… No, I didn’t have time for dry cleaning. And, yes, I always had time for the dollar store.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“And this right here was one of the many reasons I loved my nan so dearly. She didn’t question my crazy claim. She just automatically believed what I told her. We all need someone like Nan in our corner.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential