Don't Say I Didn't Warn You Quotes

“What's amazing to me now is that I actually recall fixating on the fact that my thighs a-l-m-o-s-t touched at the top....If I could go back in time and slap my eighteen-year-old self, I would. I would tell her to snap out of it, because that's the best you thighs will ever be. You should take pictures of your thighs right now so you can remember how amazing they were!”
― Anita Renfroe, Don't Say I Didn't Warn You: Kids, Carbs, and the Coming Hormonal Apocalypse

“Please allow me to offer a simple financial plan. Invest in chocolate. Buy bars. Lots of bars. If we do enter anything approximating a real financial depression, you will not be able to improve your mood with gold.”
― Anita Renfroe, Don't Say I Didn't Warn You: Kids, Carbs, and the Coming Hormonal Apocalypse