Dreamin' of a White Dragon Quotes

“And if you’re listening, you scaled-covered, pain-in-my-ass, poor relation to a fuckin’ Gecko, your only chance of survival lies in your ability to get me outta this Gods forsaken frozen Elf’s hairy armpit.”
― Julia Mills, Dreamin' of a White Dragon

“two-faced, crooked-as-a-candy-cane, pink-cheeked, over-iced-crumbles-of-last-year’s-fruitcake, if you called that blasted, good-for-nothing, waste-of-sparkling-Dragon-scales MAN, I swear by Rudolph’s shiny balls I’m sending you to Hades to bake shitcakes with the Trolls!”
― Julia Mills, Dreamin' of a White Dragon