Bob's Bar Quotes

“Slurgian Thrungmasher and pink lemonade.”
― Michael Anderle, Bob's Bar: Tales From the Multiverse Volume 2

“I’ve never understood how there can be so many asswipes in the universe,” Kelsey said mournfully. “Darwinism should’ve fixed that problem by now.” “You’d be surprised. They sprout up like mushrooms after the rain. It’s up to us to trim the herd,”
― Michael Anderle, Bob's Bar: Tales From the Multiverse Volume 2

“Logic and politics?” Amanda replied. “Not good bedfellows. I can imagine how that went.” “Fucking horribly,” she answered Amanda, taking a sip of her drink as she remembered the time. “About as well as selling snow cones in hell. Which is to say, a great idea but impossible to execute.”
― Michael Anderle, Bob's Bar: Tales From the Multiverse Volume 2