The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles Quotes

“Build a statue of me, just as I am right now, with this basket of meat and shirts. I am a monument to the trucking industry, supercenters, and the failure of urban planning. Build me out of the particle board they used to make the desk hutch in Home & Office Solutions. I will stand until the end of time. The termites will taste me and retch.”
― Jon Bois, The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles